Our birthday girl, Linda!
Happy Birthday to you!
Here she comes left, left, left, right, left Whoo...
Honey you can't blame 'em for what their mama gave 'em.
It ain't right to hate 'em for workin that money maker!
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law...
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on?
Boys, you better keep your distance. You can look but you can't touch!
Make ya wanna swing along!
OUR WINNER, She's got it goin' on like Donkey Kong and whoo-wee!
We hate to see her go but love to watch her leave with that honky tonk badonkadonk!
